Thank Main For Topless Coffee

How would you like some boobs with your latte? Turns out a lot of men would… (Surprise, surprise?)

Pretty risque, but nonetheless some crazy funny news out of Vassalboro, Maine. The economy must be bad when gimmicks like this are popping up…..

“Eight customers — all men — stopped by the coffee shop between 10 and 11:15 a.m. Tuesday. Staff members estimated they had between 50 and 60 customers on Monday, despite a snowstorm; of those customers, about eight were women.”

Why bear the winter cold for a cup o’ joe outside your own home? Why mostly men? Because it’s a topless coffee shop!

As outrageous as it sounds, the owner interviewed more than 150 people for only 10 positions before opening up the new store. Even though most are waitresses, there are men waiting as well, all topless.
[Topless waitress Susie Wiley, 23, of Farmingdale, said she went for the job because it's "something different" and said she's worked in coffee shops since she was a teenager. Asked whether the shop is degrading to women, Wiley said, "No, I love it. I find it very empowering, not degrading."]

Last week one waitress brought coffee to a male customer, who only consumed about half a cup over a span of a few minutes, before he finally handed Kelley a $100 bill. He left without saying a single word!

I would be really surprised if this shop were to stay open, being that it’s in a small community of only 4,000 + residents. However, if customers are leaving $100.00 tips, it would be hard for it not to continue. Maybe just be forced to move somewhere else.

Should we expect copy cats sometime soon? Will there be topless pizza parlors…. or topless sushi joints? Do they serve sushi or pizza at strip clubs? If they do, is there a difference between a strip club and what’s going on here? Am I asking too many questions? I think I’m confusing myself. Time to stop before this truly blows my mind.

In the end they’re not really stripping. I would say it’s more of a European style beach…………..

only it’s not a beach……

…..it’s Maine.

What do you think? Leave your thoughts!

Source: Kennebec Journal

Something EVERY Office Should Have

The answer……………………

An 87 foot long slide with a 40 foot drop!!!! Duh

That’s right. An office building in Britain just completed the in-door office slide dubbed “Helter Skelter” in which employees can either take the lift, stairs…or go hurling down this totally rad slide. Pure awesomeness.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1156292/Pictured-Britains-indoor-office-helter-skelter-sees-staff-slide-floors-just-seven-seconds.html

Real-Life Man Cave For Sale

We all hear about the “man-cave.” Well, this one is for real folks. And it can be yours!

It’s for sale on ebay, starting bid…. only $300,000!

Only catch…it’s in Festus, Missouri. …….. Wherever that is.

Go To Ebay Auction

Youtube Video Claims To Have Captured Ghost

So a video has been posted on Youtube claiming that it has captured a real ghost. To me it just looks like a someone’s shadow. Take a look…

Will A-Rod’s Legacy Be Tainted?

The weekend hiatus which you may have, or may not have noticed, is finally over! HaHa. Yes folks, I do apologize. I know you were probably wondering all weekend when you would get your Helmuth Fix again (or you were actually probably living a life). Hey, I’m sure my mom noticed!…..maybe. HaHa
But no worries! I’m back. I’ve made the big move from Burbank, CA to Sherman Oaks, CA….. a whole 10 mile drive down Magnolia Blvd!

But to the hot topic of the day….. it should be no surprise that I want to ask you about Alex Rodriguez. Even non-baseball fans know who the Yankee star is because of his handsome looks and off-field celebrity status. Of course I don’t really think he’s handsome…it’s not like that…i’m just repeating what I’ve been told……ya…

Today though was a crazy day in the ESPN world (that is currently revolving around A-rod) as news broke that he admittidly took steroids from 2001-2003, his entire tenure with the Texas Rangers. Go ahead and check out the ESPN site right now, and it is entirely Mr. Rodriguez. Of course this will change, but I have a feeling this will dominate the sports world for a while.

In a way it kind of surprises me that this is blown up the way it has been.  I mean, it is huge news. But it doesn’t surprise me that much at all to learn that A-Rod was on “performance enhancers.” Should we be surprised? Especially after learning that pretty much any homerun hitter that played in the 90′s ended up on some sort of juice. They don’t call it the “steroid era” for no reason. And you don’t have to be a mastermind to see the morphed bodies of guys like Barry Bonds and Mark McGuire to know that something was up.

A-Rod said in his Peter Gammons interview that he believes, as in most cases, “the truth will set him free.” And I think he is right. I am glad he came forward. I think that it can only help him.

Do you think that A-Rod’s records will be tainted in the same way that Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds, Rafael Palmeiro and Mark McGuire’s have been since the closing of the steroid era? In my opinion, I say no.

The difference here is that A-rod has years left to redeem himself, and he probably already has done so. Now we can’t be too naive and assume that Alex is telling the 100% truth. But even if he is, he had one of the best careers in MLB history in 2007, and I think there is only more to come from what could be the future homerun king. Plus we are a very forgiving nation. Just look at Bill Clinton.

Let me know if today’s admissions change your thoughts and feelings on A-Rod. Because whether it’s good or bad, mine are indifferent.

The “Hudson Miracle” Cockpit Audio Tape Is Released

There’s no way to sensationalize this, it’s truly captivating in itself. Click on the link below to hear the audio from U.S. Airways flight 1549 that crashed into the Hudson river a few weeks ago. It’s amazing how Captain C.B. Sully Sullenberger keeps his cool and concentration. At one point when asked “where do you want to land”…. Sullenberger simply replies…”we’re going to end up in the Hudson.” This will be a movie someday!… or at least a short mini-doc…..

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/the-sully-air-traffic-tapes

867-5309 Jenny I Got Yo’ Number! It Only Costed Me A Mill.

Because I’m not going to talk about the maniac Christian Bale….

You finally have your chance to own the most famous number of all-time “8675309.” Well, if your willing to cough up the dough…it’s for sale on ebay and already going for nearly one half of a million bucks! Quite the profit considering the seller got the number for free in 2004.

The number, made famous by Tommy Tutone in the 80′s, is normally inactive in most areas. However for the past five years a disc jockey by the name of Spencer Potter has owned the number for his business in New Jersey, receiving around 30-40 calls a day.

Ebay listing here

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