How ya like that headline?
But then again, who doesn’t like bathroom related humor? What makes it so funny though is that it obviously isn’t in a bathroom……… but in a city council meeting in Medina, Ohio.
I’m wondering if this was a fart-machine prank. Hey, I used one on my 7th grade English teacher during April Fools Day!
How would you like some boobs with your latte? Turns out a lot of men would… (Surprise, surprise?)
Pretty risque, but nonetheless some crazy funny news out of Vassalboro, Maine. The economy must be bad when gimmicks like this are popping up…..
“Eight customers — all men — stopped by the coffee shop between 10 and 11:15 a.m. Tuesday. Staff members estimated they had between 50 and 60 customers on Monday, despite a snowstorm; of those customers, about eight were women.”
Why bear the winter cold for a cup o’ joe outside your own home? Why mostly men? Because it’s a topless coffee shop!
As outrageous as it sounds, the owner interviewed more than 150 people for only 10 positions before opening up the new store. Even though most are waitresses, there are men waiting as well, all topless.
[Topless waitress Susie Wiley, 23, of Farmingdale, said she went for the job because it's "something different" and said she's worked in coffee shops since she was a teenager. Asked whether the shop is degrading to women, Wiley said, "No, I love it. I find it very empowering, not degrading."]
Last week one waitress brought coffee to a male customer, who only consumed about half a cup over a span of a few minutes, before he finally handed Kelley a $100 bill. He left without saying a single word!
I would be really surprised if this shop were to stay open, being that it’s in a small community of only 4,000 + residents. However, if customers are leaving $100.00 tips, it would be hard for it not to continue. Maybe just be forced to move somewhere else.
Should we expect copy cats sometime soon? Will there be topless pizza parlors…. or topless sushi joints? Do they serve sushi or pizza at strip clubs? If they do, is there a difference between a strip club and what’s going on here? Am I asking too many questions? I think I’m confusing myself. Time to stop before this truly blows my mind.
In the end they’re not really stripping. I would say it’s more of a European style beach…………..
only it’s not a beach……
…..it’s Maine.
What do you think? Leave your thoughts!
The answer……………………
That’s right. An office building in Britain just completed the in-door office slide dubbed “Helter Skelter” in which employees can either take the lift, stairs…or go hurling down this totally rad slide. Pure awesomeness.
It’s for sale on ebay, starting bid…. only $300,000!
Only catch…it’s in Festus, Missouri. …….. Wherever that is.
So here’s a website that has a list dedicated to the weird things people see on subways. Reallllly makes me happy I don’t have to ride them daily. (Of course I’m stuck in hours of traffic everyday here in L.A., but at least I don’t have to sit next to PeeWee Herman alien hybrids!)
Just a fair warning…some of these pictures go beyond weird….. http://dilidoo.com/2009/02/16/oddies_in_subway_122_photos.html
Google, you are Hilarrrrioouussss.
Seriously, try typing in another city off of the continent…and tell Google Maps that you want to drive there and you won’t get a response. However if you type in Sydney or Japan, and tell them you are starting from L.A.,they will give you specific instructions on how to “drive” there. Beautiful.
To get to Sydney from L.A. just drive to Seattle and hop in a kayak, paddle around 2,800 miles to Hawaii, where you will then work your way to the other side of Oahu, jump back in your kayak for another 3,900 miles where you’ll finally run into Japan. (This gets good when all the instructions are in Japanese)
You then drive down the length of Japan and hop back into the kayak for another 3,400 miles before you hit Darwin, Australia, where you finally drive the rest of the way to Sydney.
I guess it only takes about 2 months or so. (55 Days, 4 hours to be exact) Ha!
Thanks to my friend Trevor for finding this!
Drive From L.A. To Sydney
Because I’m not going to talk about the maniac Christian Bale….
You finally have your chance to own the most famous number of all-time “8675309.” Well, if your willing to cough up the dough…it’s for sale on ebay and already going for nearly one half of a million bucks! Quite the profit considering the seller got the number for free in 2004.
The number, made famous by Tommy Tutone in the 80′s, is normally inactive in most areas. However for the past five years a disc jockey by the name of Spencer Potter has owned the number for his business in New Jersey, receiving around 30-40 calls a day.
Ebay listing here
